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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it…

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it…

Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be just the dream? 🏋️‍♀️💪 No need for sweating or grunting, just a quick gym drop-off! Oh well, back to reality where we actually have to put in the work ourselves. 😅 #WishfulThinking"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, drop, drop off, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, just, later, pick, pick-up, wish on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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