I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work. Funny Quotes June 14, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general. Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?