Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
  • The food hits different when it ain’t yours.
  • Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?
  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
  • Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.
  • I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.