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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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