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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably j…

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably j…

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"Lost but never hungry! 🍪🛒😂 If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aisle, check, decision, ever, food, humor, i, just, missing, snack on Jul 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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