If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.
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“Sure, just describe me as ‘Last seen at the fridge’ instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost”

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