Commentary:
"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead πππ #MissingNotLost"
Related Funny Quotes π€
- If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they wonβt find me.
- If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.
- If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.
- We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
- I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.
