If I ever go missing, promise me that you wonโt put my weight on the poster. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me. When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
