If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Planning my escape route or starring in a thriller movie—either way, stay tuned! 🤔🕵️♂️🚪 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise. If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge. A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.