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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.