If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:💡 "If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd be on a perpetual spin cycle." 🙄 Sometimes, the absurdity of life calls for a neck brace and a sense of humor! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes. I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head. Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
