If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:๐ก "If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd be on a perpetual spin cycle." ๐ Sometimes, the absurdity of life calls for a neck brace and a sense of humor! Related Funny Posts ๐ค The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until theyโve hit their head. 2. Say โOoh, mind your head!โ I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund. I hope I donโt die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head. I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.