If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:💡 "If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd be on a perpetual spin cycle." 🙄 Sometimes, the absurdity of life calls for a neck brace and a sense of humor! Related Funny Posts 🤝 The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.