If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?