If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women. If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn. Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations. God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold. I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.