If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

66 shares on Discord this month:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’