If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.