If Iβm ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just hit me with that 'hush now' voice and watch my fury turn to fondue, melted and cheesy! πΆππ« Related Funny Posts π€ If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad. Sorry for being weird. Itβs just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.