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  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.
  • 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”
  • Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?
  • Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.
  • If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.