If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym… Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! ποΈββοΈπͺπ Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?" Related Funny Posts π€ Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered? I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark? I like running because itβs cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, theyβll have to catch me. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead Iβm eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.