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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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