If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:“Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘” Related funny posts 😂 The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms. Listen to the birds, not the news. You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD. I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.