If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting m… Commentary:😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots. I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.
