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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ "If you see me smiling, start running โ€“ I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ก"

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