If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:ππ "If you see me smiling, start running β I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! ππ‘" Related Funny Posts π€ I wish I could join, but Iβm busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. If I go quiet, itβs because I am plotting my escape or your demise. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots. I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.