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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.