Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.