If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we're all out of reminders—moving on to happier vibes! 🚀😄✌️ Related funny posts 😂 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. You couldn’t pay me to do this year again. I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. Listen to the birds, not the news. Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.