If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?