If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

If you meet me and I'm talking to myself, just keep walking. I'm self-employed and I'm in a meeting with senior management.

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“Caution: Brilliant minds at work! 🧠💼 Ignore the solo dialogue and corporate jargon – just a one-person board meeting in progress! 🤣 #SelfEmployedCEO”

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