Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is act…

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is act…

Commentary:
"Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.
  • I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.
  • Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.
  • Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
  • Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, doing, financial, humor, irony, joke, market, perspective, phone, stock, stock market, turn, upside, upside down, well on Apr 10, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Why can’t more dumb people be shy? Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we c… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 398 this month

14,149 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

4,000 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress