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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.