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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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