💾 Save Image If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first. Feb 9, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Hey, if you're gonna critique my driving, do it from a safe distance – like the sidewalk! 🚗💨 Just saying, it's hard to focus on road rage when you're riding my car like a hood ornament! 😂 #DrivingDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you. My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: calm, calm down, complain, driving, hood, humor, least, road, safety, sarcasm, want