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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Just shared via Instagram:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Just shared via Discord:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Going viral on TikTok:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.
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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Making waves on Facebook:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Imagine being social on social media.

Live now on Snapchat:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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