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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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