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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.