If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans. Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths. Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
