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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Commentary:
"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged faith, God, helium, humor, inhale, irony, joke, laugh, plans, tell, want on Feb 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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