Trendy Funny Quotes

  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
  • Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.
  • Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
  • “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.