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Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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