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Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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