If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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