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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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3 months ago

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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5 months ago

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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2 months ago

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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