If you're going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?