If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”. In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you. Every room is a panic room if someone farts.
