If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? Posted onJun 6, 2024Jun 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that. In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you. Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
