If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time. Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.