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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.