Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”