If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent. Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it. Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days. A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops. Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.