If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent. A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops. Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again. Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
