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This whole week could have been an email.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.