I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.