I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a plane ticket when you can just wake up tired? ✈️😴🌍 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work. I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere. “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”