I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.
