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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.