I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be. Commentary:"Eating for two: me and the fabulous future version of myself who apparently loves carbs just as much as I do! 🍕🥗😂 #FutureGoals #CarbLover" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless. Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams! I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.