💾 Save Image Iโm eating for two; me and the person I strive to be. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Eating for two: me and the fabulous future version of myself who apparently loves carbs just as much as I do! 🍕🥗😂 #FutureGoals #CarbLover" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: eating, food, humor, i, me, motivation, person, self-improvement, strive