I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy. Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous. When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early. My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy. I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.