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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.