I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Transforming into all the spud-forms: couch, chair, and bed! 🥔😂 #PotatoLife Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed? The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.