I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. Commentary:Transforming into all the spud-forms: couch, chair, and bed! ๐ฅ๐ #PotatoLife Related Funny Posts ๐ค I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed? The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real. It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.