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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Talking to the stars because people suck.