I’m not here to make friends, just noise. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your social skills are at 2% but your volume's at 100% š¤šš Related funny posts š Never miss a good chance to shut up. Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up. I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha. You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair. For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.