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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Trending via Threads:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Spotted on Instagram:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Seen just now on Facebook:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Just landed via Threads:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Going viral on Telegram:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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2 months ago

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81 shares on YouTube this month:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

54 shares on Discord this month:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

18 shares on TikTok this month:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Just landed via Threads:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Going viral on Discord:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Trending via WeChat:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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