I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other. Commentary:When dinner and bedtime start exchanging "Save the Date" cards 🤣🥱🍽️🛌 Related Funny Posts 🤝 One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.” I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym. Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong. I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas. You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.
