I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When dinner and bedtime start exchanging "Save the Date" cards 🤣🥱🍽️🛌 Related funny posts 😂 My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime. I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.