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  • On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.
  • You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.
  • I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.
  • I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.
  • A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.
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