I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. A… Commentary:"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.” Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say. I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress? I’m a red flag, but the material is quality. I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.