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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.