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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. A…

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. A…

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"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, cause, gain, harm, honesty, humor, i, lie, manipulation, material, material gain, only, prove, psychological, psychological harm, sarcasm, smarter, sorry on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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