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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!