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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.