Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That’s one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!

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