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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.