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Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That's one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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