In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning. Commentary:"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning. I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down. I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming. I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”
