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Ah, the evolution of priorities! ๐คฃ Who needs love when you can have a perfectly toasted slice of bread, am I right? ๐๐ฅ Priorities shift from heart-shaped endeavors to just hoping for a toaster that understands your toasting preferences. Life sure takes some unexpected turns! ๐
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