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In my 20โ€™s: I want to find true love. In my 40โ€™s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

In my 20โ€™s: I want to find true love. In my 40โ€™s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Ah, the evolution of priorities! ๐Ÿคฃ Who needs love when you can have a perfectly toasted slice of bread, am I right? ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ”ฅ Priorities shift from heart-shaped endeavors to just hoping for a toaster that understands your toasting preferences. Life sure takes some unexpected turns! ๐Ÿ˜‚



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