In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of priorities! 🀣 Who needs love when you can have a perfectly toasted slice of bread, am I right? 🍞πŸ”₯ Priorities shift from heart-shaped endeavors to just hoping for a toaster that understands your toasting preferences. Life sure takes some unexpected turns! πŸ˜‚