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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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I’m running out of people I like.