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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I…

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I…

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"Wow, talk about getting some 'whine' with your wind workout! 🌬️🍷 Just breezing into the wine store like a true connoisseur. Maybe Mother Nature just knows you need a little vino after that intense cardio session! 💨💪🏼 #windyworkout"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged exercise, gym, humor, i, mishap, store, today, unexpected, walking, wind, wine on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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