It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

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