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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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