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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Just landed via Twitch:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Trending via Slack:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Live now on Threads:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Trending via Pinterest:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Math is like Chinese to me.

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

4 weeks ago

Witty quote about embracing a bit of madness with playful humor.

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

4 weeks ago

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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18 shares on Threads this month:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

40 shares on Discord this month:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

45 shares on X this month:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

12 shares on X this month:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Just shared via YouTube:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Breaking via X:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Seen just now on Twitch:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Making waves on TikTok:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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