It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).