It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, happy birthday to you for not posting about it! ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canโt do this anymore. I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. So apparently itโs still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy. Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.